Marshall: Hey, you on your way in?
Mary: I think my mom's a prostitute.
SILENCE
Mary: Did you hear what I said?
Marshall: So, what, you gonna be late?
Marshall: What exactly is your beef with humanity?
Mary: I have no beef with humanity... it's people I can't stand.
Mary: Hey, what’d you mean before, you were in her wedding?
Jimmy: I was the man of honor.
(Source: abigail-sciuto)
(Source: abigail-sciuto)
what do you mean i cant name my son dorito
because thats nacho son
Can’t we just taco bout this?
come on now this is getting pretty cheesy
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